Gallows Humor Podcast

Hang out with central Florida comedian, Ray Brito, as he sits down with other comics, friends, and other local artists. Twitter - @raybrito305 Instagram - @betweenthebritoandme
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Oct 2, 2016

In this BONUS EPISODE, I sat down with Andy Acosta to talk about the time he lost his virginity in the most unorthodox way. In the second half, I sat with Mitchell Lee Willard to talk about our first memories, political correctness, animation, comedy, and more. Thanks for listening.


Sep 19, 2016

In this episode, I had the honor of sitting down with the man behind Open Mike's inside of Florida Discount Music. Anyone who lives in Melbourne knows Open Mike's for its live music, live comedy, delicious food, freshly made coffee, and amazing staff. To me, Open Mike's is a godsend. It's my favorite place to do comedy and most other central Florida comics agree, this place just plain rocks. 

Mike and I talked about the birth of Open Mike's, how F.D.M. went from music store to one of the coolest hang out spots in central Florida, Mike's band Konglom, what it's like to run a business, buying F.D.M. back in 2003 with his wife Lisa, and MORE!

instagram - @openmikescoffee 

Sep 8, 2016

The first half of this BONUS EPISODE consists of me and Thor Hlavaty bull shitting around after a show at Open Mike's in Melbourne. That conversation was cut short by someone who was trying to murder us. The second part of this BONUS EPISODE is a conversation Christian Moore, Jason Florez, and I had on the car ride back from doing the Pokemon Roast at the Orlando Improv. Enjoy!


PART ONE - Thor Hlavaty and Ray Brito

00:19 - Thor's intro

2;28 - Thor's first show at Open Mike's

3:31 - Politics?!

7:23 - Larry King and HGH

9:00 - Thor asks me a weird question. Animal talk.

12:38 - Comedy

14:17 - A murderer interrupts...

 PART TWO - Christian Moore, Jason Florez, and Ray Brito

15:43 - Intro

16:00 - Metal Gear Solid franchise

25:28 - Video Games, Consoles, Computers

28:41 - Customer Service

31:08 - Scam Artists

SONG - "MV4" by Capdown

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Aug 29, 2016

In this episode, I sat down with Paige Possanza to talk about bullies, sleepwalking, Paige's fear of flying, T.V. shows, comedy, therapy, drugs, Mr. Robot (SPOILERS), and much more!

Show notes:

INTRO - Song (Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen in Love)

3:28 - Bogart Gas Update

9:05 - (AUDIO) Lil Duke - What Your Life Like

10:44 - Therapy, Paige's fear of flying, 9/11

16:45 - Drugs

21:25 - Health Problems

22:07 - Paige's sleepwalking stories

28:18 - more drugs

38:32 - Paige gives me a painting

41:17 - comedy and jokes

48:01 - (AUDIO) Guy gets caught jerking off on the subway train

52:12 - Bullies

58:54 - Paige's elusive boyfriend

1:01:04 - T.V. Shows

1:11:39 - Mr. Robot (SPOILERS)

1:18:15 - OUTRO (Pixies - Where is my mind?)


Aug 20, 2016

In this episode, I sat down in my dining room with Thor Hlavaty to discuss things like domestic violence, trans people, racial/sexual slurs, trigger words, podcasts, the use of the word "retard", homeless people, free speech, and comedy. Also, we watched "Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared.", Thor gives me a tarot card reading, we drink Rogue beer's Siracha stout, we listen to audio from Florida Today's website about Melbourne police making the first ever panhandling arrest, and more.




Aug 9, 2016

In this episode, I layed down with local comedian, Blake McDermott and talked about why we had to record this episode twice, shooting up marijuana, "learning coffee words", movies, music, cartoons, smoking weed out of brass instruments, tea, the Skype sets during the Old School Pizza Comedy Shows, Snapchat, Blake gets fed grapes, Blake gives us a secret word, we lay down in a music bed together, Blake sings, Blake throws out some fire ass puns throughout the show, and MORE!



Jul 30, 2016

Due to technical difficulties (a.k.a. loud Panamanians), Episode #16 will have to be re-recorded. Here is a BONUS episode while you wait! This was recorded very late at night after the first Pokemon GO Comedy Show at Old School Pizza in Melbourne. It started out as part 2 of episode 16 with Blake McDermott, but David showed up and we ended up talking about podcasts, radio shows, and some other stuff. Episode #16 will be available soon. Thanks and enjoy!

Jul 18, 2016

This is a special Pokemon GO episode with comedian and fellow Pokemon trainer, Zack Terseck. Most of the episode is Pokemon GO talk, but there's plenty of other stuff we covered over the longest episode in Gallows Humor Podcast history. I time stamped the episode in case you want to listen, but don't care about Pokemon GO. 

0:00-14:16 - Pokemon GO! talk

14:17-29:17 - Video Games (Overwatch, Team Fortress, Call of Duty, Titanfall, Street Fighter, Starcraft 2, Blizzard, Magic the Gathering)

29:20-43:48 - Comedy, Restaurant Industry, Emails, and more..

43:49-46:22-Crazy stories related to Pokemon GO!

46:23-48:06 - Ingress (Game made by Niantic before Pokemon GO which uses the same augmented reality system and GPS mapping as it's platform)

48:07-1:09:10 - More Pokemon GO! talk (1:02:41-Zack evolves his spearow)

1:09:11-1:17:31 - Youtubers

1:17:32-1:31:18 - Scam caller gets owned (Call Audio @ 1:19:27)

1:31:19-1:34:03 - Zack's story about trolling people on Chat Roulette 

1:34:04-1:52:18 - Even MORE Pokemon GO talk (Ray catches a Goldeen @ 1:44:16)

1:52:19-END - Outro (Pokemon GO PLUS, Comedy show plugs)

Thanks for listening and make sure you RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SHARE WITH THE COOL KIDS!

Jul 9, 2016

In this episode, i sat down with Juan Betancourt to discuss his experiences traveling the world performing with Fighting Gravity, working with America's Got Talent, how he got his start in stand-up, the local comedy scene here in Central Florida, and more..

Check out Fighting Gravity at

Twitter - @fgravity

Juan's Instagram - @bruce_whuan


Jul 1, 2016

In this episode, I sat down with comedian, Jay Alvarez to talk about balancing stand-up comedy and kids, Jay's son, Jay's time living in and doing comedy in Miami, New York, and Brevard, Jay's time in the Army, his first time doing comedy at a talent show in Baghdad, the time Jay hung out with Kat Williams, Que Pasa U.S.A., Jay's goal to be a writer, advice for new comics, and much more! REMEMBER TO RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SHARE WITH ALL THE COOL KIDS ON YOUR BLOCK!

Jun 21, 2016

In this episode, I sat down inside of Florida Discount Music with comedy veteran, Frankie Paul, to talk about being a stand-up comedian with kids, political correctness in comedy, "picture comics", eating Pringle sandwiches, Frankie's road stories working with Dana Carvey and Tommy Chong, Frankie's Huffington Post criticism, comedians "blaming the audience", Frankie getting keckled by 2 old Jewish ladies at a show down in Miami, my Carlos Mencia story, Frankie doing shows in the Caribbean Islands, a lady having a seizure during a show, and MUCH MORE! REMEMBER TO SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!  

Jun 16, 2016

In this episode, I sat down with Nzuri Trenton, which is a local actor/producer/comedian. We sat down after the Ball Buster's Comedy show at Player's Club in Melbourne to talk about Nzuri's plan to become a Senator, the recent shooting at Pulse NightClub in Orlando, race, Nzuri's first gay experience, Space Jam monsters being sexually attractive, pesky law enforcement, guns, Islam, and much more... REMEMBER TO RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SHARE WITH ALL THE COOL KIDS!

Jun 8, 2016

Adam is a stand up comedian and author from Orlando, Fl. In this episode, Adam and I sat down after a show he runs at the Hourglass Brewery in Longwood, Fl. We talked about his book 'Interviews with Dead Celebrities', Adam's law degree, his home life, comedy, Adam's website. and MORE! Make sure you check out Adam's website, and follow him on Twitter and Instagram @Avitable. As always, PLEASE RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND TELL YOUR MOM!

Jun 1, 2016

This is a special two-part episode with comedian, Jack Napier from Daytona Beach, Fl. In this episode, we sat down to talk about stuff like; putting things in your butt, Jack's lump on his balls, stand-up comedy, Jack says he's gonna die alone 47 times, crushes on celebrities when we were younger, Jack's mom lying about moving to Israel, Jack's brother, cheap cigarettes, regular priced cigarettes, music, twitches, Prince, drugs, robo-tripping, the anarchist cookbook, Jack's overdose story, and MORE! Special appearances by comedian Casey Crawford, Bill "fucking" Cosby, Norm McDonald, and Cathy the Cunt. REMEMBER TO RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SHARE WITH ALL OF THE BAD ASS COOL KIDS WHO WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU!

May 25, 2016

Eugene is a local comedian here in Brevard County and got his degree in theater from Oklahoma State. In this episode we talk about how Eugene started doing comedy, his time studying theater at Oklahoma State, Eugene's childhood, high school, how the Old School Pizza comedy show started, having kids, Prince, using the word fag, Bob Marley, Jehovah's Witnesses, Eugene's love for country music, Eugene's adoption story, shootouts on University Blvd, weed, politics, wasted people at comedy shows, and MORE! PLEASE RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS! 

May 17, 2016

In this episode, comedian, Blair Baker, and I sat on some milk crates by the dumpsters behind Old School Pizza to talk about things like; Blair's summer working as a phone sex operator, video games, MegaCon (Harry Potter, Tit Discounts, Blair's cosplays, and more), Japanese food, Blair's parents' Bed and Breakfast compound, cartoons, comedy shows, wallet chains, Pok'e'mon, Baby Metal, horror movies, fuck boiz on Tinder, Blair's creepy Tinder date story, hecklers, people giving "comedy advice", dick/vagina pics, and MORE! LOOK FOR US ON FACEBOOK! RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS! 

May 11, 2016

In this episode, I went to Christian Moore's house and sat at his dinner table in front of a few friends to talk about things like: Tony Hawks Pro Skater, Ska, being vegan, Donald Trump, we "Run the Gauntlet" (watch sick and twisted videos on, Christian's geographical life history, Christian's comedy beginning, racial situations, bad youtuber's (warcorpse666), and MORE! RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SHARE!   

May 3, 2016

Hang out with host, Ray Brito, and actor/comedian, Isaac DanielHolladay, live at Old School Pizza to talk about Bo Diddly, duckpenises, duck rape, Isaac's upcoming play, transgender people (BuckAngel and Bailey Jay), Ray's gayest experience, Isaac's date with ablack guy, homophobic parents, pillow between the legs, Ray'srecent wet dream story, resting your balls on the toilet seat andjerking off into the toilet bowl, AUDIO- Improv Everywhere skit -Underwear Subway, Ray takes picture of his ass with Evan's camera,Isaac teaches Ray the wonders of 4chan, bronies, and more! RATE,SUBSCRIBE, AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

Apr 27, 2016

Andy and I have been friends for about 15 years and have some of the CRAZIEST and most DISTURBING stories you might ever hear. This episode is the most EXPLICIT so far. In this episode, we talk about the time we got robbed at gun point,  pocket pussies, my 2nd grade circumcision, Andy gets a "gummie" (blow job with false teeth) story, the first time we jerked off (not together), doing comedy stoned, we listen to Nick Jonas and Lil Wayne fuck up a guitar solos, stories about times we have pissed and/or shit ourselves, Andy's mad sick beat box skills, and more! RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

Apr 18, 2016

In this episode, i sat down with Mia Faith Hammond, a local comedian who just turned 18 and knows everything about the world already. I'm kidding of course, but Mia is a very funny comedian and a lot of fun on the podcast. We talked about her first boyfriend and her first kiss which happened like 1 month ago. We discuss transgender issues and I realize Mia thinks I'm a terrible person. I throw down a sick ass beat box and Mia spits mad hot fire (rap). We do impressions. Mia yells "PUSSY!". We find out that a book is like the internet, but not really. We talk briefly about abortion and then Mia kills herself. All this and MORE on this episode of the Gallows Humor Podcast! DOWNLOAD, RATE, SUBSCRIBE, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

Apr 12, 2016

Duncan Jay has been producing shows in Brevard county for over 3 years and has been doing comedy for over 13 years. He gave me my start in comedy as well as alot of other comics in central Florida. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @funduncan or go to his website at

Apr 9, 2016

I sat down with fellow central Florida comedian, Travis Allen, after one of our comedy shows at Old School Pizza in Melbourne, Fl.

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